Cheatin’ Chick From China

Lyrics

Sittin' in the hot wok takeaway Every single thing has gone wrong from that day "I like english man" said she Cor! I thought free chop suey? When... I was sittin' in the hot wok, what a shock i got, didn't I, ay Sittin' in the hot wok, she wooed me She was gonna make a mockery... of me Bamboozled by a chinese bint, she milked me dry And left... me skint In a peking penthouse pad, with the bank account I once had She knew it but I didn't know that, I'd end up in a council flat Tricked and sick, why did he pick a chick When she's a cheatin' chick from China Sittin' in the hot wok pennilеss She got me in an oriental mеss I tell for, a bird so bad, that hong kong whore Took all... I had Flat broke... I was in a fix, by a bit o' skirt with chopsticks For a little eastern crumpet, I was left 10 grand in debt