Homecoming

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Last week, I flew to San Diego to see my auntie On day one, I met her hot step-daughter She's a cheerleader, she's a virgin, and she's really tan As she stepped out of her massive car I could only notice she was more than fuckable I think she was coming back from the game or something Cause she was holding those silly pom-poms On day two, I fucked her, and it was wild; she's such a slut [Chorus] I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance It was dirty, a dream came true, just like I like it, she's got nice tits It was perfect, a dream came true, just like a song by blink-182 [Verse 2] Okay, listen girls: I met the hottest guy ever Basically, as I was stepping out of my SUV I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever, who cares? Anyway, he was wearing skinny jeans, had funky hair And the cutest British accent ever Straight away, I could tell he was rocker From his sexy attitutde and the way he looked at me Mmm, he is totally awesome! Oh my God, I think I'm in love! [Chorus] I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance It was dirty, a dream came true, just like I like it, she's got nice tits It was perfect, a dream came true, just like a song by blink-182 I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance I fucked my American cunt, I loved my English romance It was so nice to meet you; the pleasure was mine, I do like you Come to Cancún for spring break; I'll think about it, it could be great [Outro] And don't forget to send me a friend request! As if...