Okie From Muskogee

Lyrics

[Verse 1] We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee We don't take no trips on LSD; We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street But, We love living right, and being free We don't make a party out of loving But we like holding hands and pitching woo; We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy Like the hippies out in San Francisco do [Chorus] And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee A place where even squares can have a ball; We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse White lightning's still the biggest thrill of all [Verse 2] Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen; A football's still the roughest thing on campus And the kids here still respect the college dean [Chorus] And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee A place where even squares can have a ball; We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse White lightning's still the biggest thrill of all And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all (In Muskogee Oklahoma USA)