Urban Legends

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Remember the girl with the beehive hairdo Stung by a spider in a rat's nest igloo? Hook man leaving his hook on the door After giving that girlfriend's guy what for Someone put a rat in the deep fry Madman on the phone in the upstairs bedroom Alligators down in the sewer lines I had a tough time believing all that [Chorus] 'Til I picked up The vanishing hitchhiker I picked up (The vanishing hitchhiker) He was an angel I heard him say (The vanishing hitchhiker) "Stop telling lies" Then he went away [Verse 2] Remember the dog in the microwave oven? It was turned to high, now there's nothing left of him "There's a hatchet killer hiding in your back seat, ma'am And a rat tail floating in your Coca Cola can" At midnight stood a stranger on the highway Somewhere thereabouts, I think, in Corpus Christi He smiled and said that he was going my way No, I couldn't say that I believed in all that [Chorus] 'Til I picked up The vanishing hitchhiker I picked up (The vanishing hitchhiker) He was an angel I heard him say (The vanishing hitchhiker) "Stop telling lies" Then he went away [Verse 3] I get my info from the backward masking I get the Word of God through prayer and fasting JFK is alive and well And Kissinger is a beast from hell The face of St. Paul in this butt roast Assures me that I'm going up to heaven The Antichrist does laundry on the East Coast I doubted the most, did not believe in all that [Chorus] 'Til I picked up The vanishing hitchhiker I picked up (The vanishing hitchhiker) He was an angel I heard him say (The vanishing hitchhiker) "Stop telling lies" Then he went away (The vanishing hitchhiker) (The vanishing hitchhiker) He was an angel I heard him say (The vanishing hitchhiker) "Stop telling lies" Then he went away