The Golden Girl Of The Golden West

Lyrics

[Verse 1] She's a pistol-packin' mama and a bleached-blond surfer queen A highfalutin' filly and an adolescent's fling She was born in Sutter's Mill and killed up on the silver screen She opens up her Golden Gate and offers us a dream [Hook] Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na [Verse 2] She's a powder snow bunny and a painted desert rat An avocado model in a boysenberry hat She's our buffed and spangled banner, she's our sedentary fat She's hungry, cold, and homeless, and she's luxury's lap [Chorus] She's the golden girl of the golden west A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest She's the golden girl of the golden west A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress She's the golden girl (Golden girl) She's the golden girl (Yeah) She's the golden girl (Golden girl) [Verse 3] One man's blessing and another man's curse She's an economic engine with her gears thrown in reverse She's a double-beef burger called "the Double Patty Hearse" A Napa Valley vineyard selling toast and liver worse [Hook] Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na [Verse 4] She's a corporation raider on the sports-bar beat A giant dodging forty-niner with two athlete's feet She's a warrior and an angel and a ram in heat She's a drunken clipper captain with a silicon leak [Chorus] She's the golden girl of the golden west A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest She's the golden girl of the golden west A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress She's the golden girl (Golden girl) She's the golden girl (Yeah) She's the golden girl (Golden girl) [Hook] Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na Na na na na na na Na na na na na na na [Verse 5] She's a bleeding-heart madonna with a big electric chair An earth shaking Quaker with a fundamental flair There's a method to her madness and a charismatic air An orthodoxy logic in that presbytery stare So come all you huddled masses, all you yo-Yosemite Sams Make a wish and pitch a penny off the mighty Hoover Dam Yeah, and leave it all to Beaver and start packin' up the van Take the California Aqueduct on down to Disneyland [Chorus] She's the golden girl of the golden west (A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest) (She's a Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress) A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest She's the golden girl of the golden west (She's a Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress) (She's a lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest) A Fashion Island floozy in a skin-tight dress She's the golden girl of the golden west (She's the golden girl of the golden west) (She's the golden girl of the golden west) She's the golden girl of the golden west (She's the golden girl of the golden west) (She's the golden girl of the golden west) She's the golden girl of the golden west (She's the golden girl of the golden west) (She's the golden girl of the golden west) She's the golden girl of the golden west (She's the golden girl of the golden west) (She's the golden girl of the golden west) She's the golden girl of the golden west (She's the golden girl of the golden west) (She's the golden girl of the golden west) She's the golden girl of the golden west (She's the golden girl of the golden west) (She's the golden girl of the golden west)