Some Friendly Advice

Lyrics

[Intro] La la la la La la la la La la la la La la la la [Verse 1] Bake a cake, swim a lake Do a jig, slop a pig Say a prayer, cut your hair Smell a rose, pick your nose Take a trip, write a script Take a course, eat a horse Take a nap, draw a map Do your duty, shake your booty [Chorus] Something that you wouldn't ordinarily do Something just a little bit different for you Like forgiving a friend and an enemy too You'll feel better, you'll feel better When your little day is through [Verse 2] Smoke a cigar, drive a sports car Read the good book, try a sky hook Call your mother, kiss your father Tell 'em you love 'em, clean your oven Get up early, do a curly Feed the hungry, spend some money Feel the breeze, cut the cheese Chicken walk, smile at a cop [Chorus] Something that you wouldn't ordinarily do Something just a little bit different for you Like forgiving a friend and an enemy too You'll feel better, you'll feel better When your little day is through [Verse 3] See a show, dig a hole Fly a kite, take a hike Twiddle your thumbs, scratch your buns Make a face, run in place Play some pool, go back to school Drink a beer, pierce your ear Abstain from sex and cigarettes Go out to eat, soak your feet Make a mud pie, greet a fat guy Floss your teeth, keep the peace [Chorus] Something that you wouldn't ordinarily do Something just a little bit different for you Like forgiving a friend and an enemy too You'll feel better [Bridge] Write yourself a note that says, "Be of good cheer" (La la la la la la la la) (La la la la la la la la) Paint yourself a sign that says, "The beginning is near" (La la la la la la la la) [Verse 4] Wash your dog, burn a log Visit a widow, fluff your pillow Paint a picture, clean your dentures Learn to surf, go to church Have a picnic, buy a quick-pick Join a carpool, drink a yahoo Play monopoly, eat some broccoli Take a bath, scratch a rash Knit a sweater, write a letter Roll downhill, make a will Flick your bic, call in sick Keep a vow, milk a cow Start a business, make a wish list Beat a drum, suck your thumb Go to confession, learn a lesson Visit a zoo, pack a mule Go to Sears, cry some tears Give stuff away, act in a play Plant a tree, work for free Join a club, save your stub Visit a jail, read your mail TP a house, turn-on your spouse Plant potatoes, pick tomatoes Sleep in late, lose some weight Make up a dance, take a chance Walk around nude, play with your food Get baptized, go skydive