Madonna Inn

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Baby, let's drive to Madonna Inn It's a honeymoon, I'm gonna see you swoon Giddy with love in the Caveman Room I'll drape you in printed sheets of zebra skin At Madonna Inn [Verse 2] Baby, let's drive to Madonna Inn We'll have a ball, they got rocks on the wall A urinal that looks just like a waterfall Tonight we'll get that nice pink sauna skin At Madonna Inn [Chorus 1] Well, say hello to Saint Luis Obispo It's got its very own city, it's waiting at our beck and call And who needs that boring old San Francisco? They got the Golden Gate, we'll call it second-rate Once we've kissed by the bubblegum wall [Verse 3] Baby, let's drive to Madonna Inn I've saved up my dough, just so you know You're my Lady Madonna, I'm your Holy Joe We'll do everything righteous that your mama calls sin At Madonna Inn [Chorus 2] For every guest, in the desk they've got a Gideon's Bible Come Sunday morning, everything in there's true But Friday night is no time right for revival We'll stay on our toes, keep that little door closed And do what good cave people do [Verse 1] Baby, let's drive to Madonna Inn It's a honeymoon, I'm gonna see you swoon Giddy with love in the Caveman Room I'll drape you in printed sheets of zebra skin At Madonna Inn [Outro] Tonight we'll get that nice pink sauna skin At Madonna Inn We'll do everything righteous that your mama calls sin At Madonna Inn