Minnie’s Revenge

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Offbeat & Sharleena Ray] Well folks, let me tell you 'bout a dame who's name was Minnie I met her in a bar, while I was sipping on whisky Never had I seen such a good looking chick In a red dress with legs that simply wouldn't quit I approached and said, "Excuse me Miss But what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?" She said, "Gin's the only thing that can set me free I hate my man but he just won't let me leave" She proceeded to explain he was a bloke named Smokey Who was well known locally for supplying the dope fiends And that he had a shipment due later that week That was worth about a cool hundred thou on the streets And if I could get the dough, she could arrange a meet up And we could bump him off and split the dope between us I thought about it briefly - a big payload Plus a damsel in distress how could I say no? [Chorus: Sharleena Ray] Hidey, hidey, hidey, hi (hidey, hidey, hidey, hi) Hodey, hodey, hodey, ho (hodey, hodey, hodey, ho) Heedy, heedy, heedy, he (heedy, heedy, heedy, he) Hidey, hidey, hidey, hi (hidey, hidey, hidey, hi) [Verse 2: Pye] Well folks, let me tell you 'bout a dame named Minnie I met her on the streets frail, pale and skinny I took her in and fed her, gave her clothes and cheddar And said a girl like you could do so much better So now she loves me, totally devoted When I dally with other broads, she don't even notice But I love baby and I always put my trust in her Like the other day when she found me a new customer Some sucker that she met in a bar, she frequented Who had 100 large and was looking to spend it So Minnie convinced him to make an investment Then came to me and made a suggestion If I got the dope, she could arrange a meet up Then we could bump him off and split the dough between us I've brought my knife so this guy can die right Then by night, I'll skip town and go live the high life [Chorus: Sharleena Ray] Hidey, hidey, hidey, hi (hidey, hidey, hidey, hi) Hodey, hodey, hodey, ho (hodey, hodey, hodey, ho) Heedy, heedy, heedy, he (heedy, heedy, heedy, he) Hidey, hiii (Hidey, hiii) [Verse 3: Sharleena Ray] Well folks, let me tell you all about me My whole life men have done nothing but doubt me They treat me like I'm weak, because I'm a dame And when I met these two chumps they were exactly the same I've had it up to here with all the male oppression So I dreamed up a scheme to teach them a lesson They took each other out, precisely as planned And now I got the dope and the hundred grand [Chorus: Offbeat & Sharleena Ray] Hidey, hidey, hidey, hidey, hidey, hidey, hidey, hi (Hidey, hidey, hidey, hidey, hidey, hidey, hidey, hi) Hodey, hodey, hodey, hodey, hodey, hodey, hodey, ho (Hodey, hodey, hodey, hodey, hodey, hodey, hodey, ho) Skibbidy boop, skibbidy boop, skibbidy, skibbidy, skibbidy boop (Skibbidy boop, skibbidy boop, skibbidy, skibbidy, skibbidy boop) [Beatbox] [Instrumental Break] Poor men, poor men, poor meeen