Mr. Brigitteside

Lyrics

[Intro] Brigitte, Brigitte, Brigitte, rah! [Verse 1] One by one, the heroes in this era keep appearing Rearing up from apprenticeships And smashing through that glass ceiling Mechanical engineering What the hell is that "ting ting", you're hearing? That is the sound of the beat of the hammer and anvil And heated up steel congealing [Chorus] Forged in fire and flame, causing violent pain Fortifying and multiplying the likelihood of winning games I can't describe the way you'll feel when you meet her Fearlessnеss of the meter, shе's a steel señorita Who's the shield-wielding Sheila? You're dealing with Brigitte When she wails on you with that flail, she'll be like "See ya, Felicia" From McCree to Orisa Baptiste to Athena and Lena, Fareeha To Ziegler and D.Va and Reaper No being breathing's as elite as Brigitte [Verse 2] They say the "The best defense is an excellent offense" Brigitte says "The best offense is an excellent defense" I say "Wait, if the best defense and offense are the same, well then This statement's tautologically extraneous excess" But Brigitte won't let that get in the way of her success In fact just shut your anal retentive face, lay that shit to rest Put it to bed unless you want blood on your head Look, mate, this discussion's finished So let's get some Guinness in the pub instead Hanging out with Reinhardt, more than Stephane Grappelli In the tavern 'til they have an entire keg in their belly Don't care if it's CAMRA certified, they're just there to get lairy Get blind drunk, 'til it's time to say goodbye Like Andrea Bocelli, steady! Smacking arses with a massive rod above her If that's not enough, she'll gladly drop another Crafting armor's like a badge of honor for her Can't tell if she takes after, father or her mother But only her daddy is matching her blacksmithing skills Rally round the family with a pocket full of shields She's shit hot with the whip shot Dealing out more batterings than a chip shop Swiping these idiots, left and right As if she was mixing up Tinder and Tik-Tok Wish I could see her in thongs, what's the matter, you sick fuck? I meant flip flops, by the by Who'd have thunk a bunch of nerds Would be bringing back lyricism into hip-hop? [Chorus] Forged in fire and flame, causing violent pain Fortifying and multiplying the likelihood of winning games I can't describe the way you'll feel when you meet her Fearlessness of the meter, she's a steel señorita Who's the shield-wielding Sheila? You're dealing with Brigitte When she wails on you, with that flail, she'll be like "See ya, Felicia" From McCree to Orisa Baptiste to Athena and Lena, Fareeha To Ziegler and D.Va and Reaper No being breathing's as elite as Brigitte [Outro] Brigitte, Brigitte Get to know the rover, watch hero, one thing this one's Brigitte Brigitte, Brigitte Get to know the rover, watch hero, one thing this one's Brigitte