Deluded In My Mind

Lyrics

[Intro] Absolutely Dame Judy Dench [Verse 1] My condition is a delusion Created to escape my blame And Dave thinks Glaswegian police are superheroes Which his brain may have created When the railings rattle in a mad bit of Glasgow The police make him feel safer So his condition is a delusion Based on fear, it seems, mainly But that's nothing like me [Chorus] Deluded in my mind I do good things and never lie But sometimes our minds can be the liars And that's why it wasn't I I'm deluded in my mind I do good things and never lie But sometimes our minds can be the liars And that's why it wasn't I [Verse 2] But Lydia is nothing like me She's really unlucky in life, see She's prone to getting into a tight squeeze She's broken seven bones in her life, see There's no condition of delusion When it comes to Lydia at all I thought I might be deluded 'cause her tale is Ruddy unbelievable A dislocated shoulder and a stolen car And a whole steal more Her condition is of no delusion Lydia is real to the core But that's nothing like me either [Chorus] I'm deluded in my mind I do good things and never lie But sometimes our minds can be the liars And that's why it wasn't I I'm deluded in my mind I do good things and never lie But sometimes our minds can be the liars And that's why it wasn't I [Verse 3] Steve, I think he might just be like me I felt that his mind might be lying Something about him didn't quite fit This is why I'm really like Steve Steve's opinion is a conclusion That a road can curse its drivers Which, initially, I figured was either stupid Or, at best, his mind was mad But how can I say he's stupid when the thing about delusions Is that I wouldn't know I was mad? Steve's only condition is that it's my opinion he's deluded But maybe I am? So there's no way to tell delusions From the concrete given facts Maybe the common consensus Is actually just madness Maybe the wacky madman Is actually not mad And maybe if I carry on shouting You'll forget what I did bad [Chorus] I'm deluded in my mind I do good things and never lie But sometimes our minds can be the liars And that's why it wasn't I I'm deluded in my mind I do good things and never lie But sometimes our minds can be the liars And that's why it wasn't I [Bridge] So Dave is nothing like me Lydia is nothing like me Steve is nothing like me And Bigfoot, that's a different story [Chorus] I'm deluded in my mind I do good things and never lie But sometimes our minds can be the liars And that's why it wasn't I I'm deluded in my mind I do good things and never lie But sometimes our minds can be the liars And that's why it wasn't I