Lyrics

[Verse 1] Another day. Again I'm a mess I must be wicked. They never let me rest And though I play the game I keep my cards by my chest They broke the camel's back I'll head to the press but first [Chorus] I want a Merc and a passport Eight beers and a smoke I want to speak to the news crew I want a Michelin dish and a ticket to Rio I want a Merc and a passport Eight beers and a smoke I want to speak to the news crew To tell them the truth and let the whole world know The revolution is a hoax [Verse 2] Hey, don't try to be brave Don't be a hero and I swear you'll be okay But I won't let you go till my needs are met You'll know my reasons once I speak to the press but first [Chorus] I want a Merc and a passport Eight beers and a smoke I want to speak to the news crew I want a Michelin dish and a ticket to Rio I want a Merc and a passport Eight beers and a smoke I want to speak to the news crew To tell them the truth and let the whole world know [Bridge] I want a Merc and a passport Eight beers and a smoke I want to speak to the news crew To tell them the truth and let the whole world know [Breakdown] The revolution is a hoax Nouveau trenches and faux rebel ghosts The revolution is a hoax Is a hoax, is a hoax [Chorus] I want a Merc and a passport Eight beers and a smoke I want to speak to the news crew I want a Michelin dish and a ticket to Rio I want a Merc and a passport Eight beers and a smoke I want to speak to the news crew To tell them the truth and let the whole world know The revolution is a hoax (A hoax)