The Headmaster Ritual

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools Spineless swines, cemented minds [Pre-Chorus] Sir leads the troops, jealous of youth Same old suit since 1962 He does the military two-step Down the nape of my neck [Chorus] I want to go home I don't want to stay Give up education As a bad mistake [Verse 2] Mid-week on the playing fields Sir thwacks you on the knees Knees you in the groin, elbow in the face Bruises bigger than dinner plates [Chorus] I want to go home I don't want to stay [Post-Chorus] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la, oh, la-la-la-la (Oh, oh! Oh, oh!) Ooh, la-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay Oh, la-la-la-la-la, ooh, la-la-la-la-la (Oh, oh! Oh, oh!) Oh, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay [Verse 3] Belligerent ghouls run Manchester schools Spineless bastards, all [Pre-Chorus] Sir leads the troops, jealous of youth Same old jokes since 1902 He does the military two-step Down the nape of my neck [Chorus] I want to go home I don't want to stay Give up life As a bad mistake [Verse 4] Please excuse me from gym I've got this terrible cold coming on He grabs and devours, he kicks me in the showers Kicks me in the showers and he grabs and devours [Chorus] I want to go home I don't want to stay [Outro] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay Oh, la-la-la-la-la, oh, la-la-la-la-la (Oh, oh!) Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay Oh, la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay (Ohh) Oh, la-la-la-la-la, oh, la-la-la-la-la (Ohh) (Oh, oh!) La-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay Oh, la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay (Ohh) Oh, la-la-la-la, ooh, la-la-la-la-la (Ohh) Oh, la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-ee-yay Ooh, la-la-la-la-ee-yay La-la-la-la-la-la-la, ooh, la-la-la-la-la Ooh, la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay Oh, la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay La-la-la-la, ooh, la-la-la-la-la Oh, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-ee-yay Oh, la-ee-yay La-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la Oh, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la-ee-yay Oh, la-la-la-la-ee-yay La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Oh