Nowhere Fast

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'd like to drop my trousers to the world I am a man of means, of slender means Each household appliance Is like a new science in m-my town [Chorus] And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound (La-ha, da-da, da-deem-da-da, duh-widdle-da-da-dum) It's such a sad thing [Verse 2] I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen Every sensible child will know what this means The poor and the needy Are selfish and greedy on her terms [Chorus] And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound (La-ha, da-da, da-diddle-wa-da-da, duh-widdle-da-da-dum) It's such a sad thing [Instrumental Break] [Verse 3] And when I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death And neither one Particularly appeals to me [Chorus] And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie In the middle of the street and die I'd lie down and die, woah, woah