King Of Cats Itchy and Scratchy Medley

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Bart: Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us Homer: Or will ever do Lisa: I can't wait to see this reimagining of Itchy & Scratchy by avant-garde director Julianna Crelmner Homer: Hey, it says here the "book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book! It's a play! (laughs) Book African Man: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor... Old Cat: All hail the king of the cats Cast: Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor... Marge: (gasps) They're coming down the aisles! What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey! Bart: Don't worry, Mom, they all pass by Marge: Oh thank God. (A monkey immediately walks up and' 'starts to "talk" to her. Confused, Marge makes monkey noises back.) Bart: (chuckles) Cast: Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy (cont'd over following) Singing Cat: From the day you were born in the alley To the day you were hit by a car There's cream to drink and mice to eat And great big balls of yarn It's the circle The circle of— Itchy: KNIFE! (Itchy runs around giggling and cutting off the Old Cat's arms and legs.) Lisa: I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power Bart: Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"! Scratchy: I don't know why I trust him I guess some cats just never learn Itchy: I feel so good when I have crushed him Or left him mangled, maimed and burned Both: I suppose it's symbiotic And perhaps a bit erotic Scratchy: 'Cause pain is my narcotic Itchy: You really liked it? Scratchy: Yes, I loved it Both: And that's why we're always Itchy: Fighting... Scratchy: And biting... Itchy: And dynamite igniting! Homer: Hey, check it out! I'm Scratcher or somethin' Cast: It's the circle The circle of knife! It's the circle The circle of knife!