Kickin’ It: A Music Journey Through the Betty Ford Center

Lyrics

[Lisa (spoken)] Kickin' It: A Music Journey Through the Betty Ford Center [Marge (spoken)] You know, when I was a girl, I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience [Judge (spoken)] How do you find the defendant? [Juror 1] He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent [Juror 2] Freaked out behaviour, both chronic and recent [Jury] Drinking and driving, narcotics possession [Juror 3] And that's just page one of his ten page confession [Judge] I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us But this is L.A. and you're rich and famous! [In the Betty Ford Center] [Criminal] I'm checkin' in! [All] He's checkin' in! [Criminal] I'm checkin' in! [All] Checkin', checkin' in! [Criminal] No more pills or alcohol No more pot or Demerol No more stinkin' fun at all! I'm checkin' in! [All] He's checkin' in! He's checkin' in! [Doctor] No more lookin' pale and thin No more bugs beneath your skin [Criminal] Hey, that's just my aspirin! [All] Chuck it out! You're checkin' in! [Bart (spoken)] When I grow up, I wanna be in the Betty Ford Center [Marge (spoken)] Better start saving now, it's very expensive [Lisa (spoken)] Shh! They're strapping down Liza Minnelli