Lyrics

[Intro] I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself Go! (x12) I just can't help myself [Verse 1: Bart] There I go, here I go, where I go, I don't know I just can't help myself, so Why do I do, what I do, when I do Well, I can say so or I just don't know Boys will be boys and what they usually say That's the how and the why, that I act this way That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme That ain't no crime so it's milk it out time Let's see, I know it's some cosmic force Causing my mind, you go Just wait out of course to another dimension Not only of site and sound but of being a clown Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat or a loud mouth brat Well, I am all that, so if you ask me, why I'm always in such a mess Well, ha, I just can't help myself [Chorus] Can't help me, I just can't help myself Can't help me, I just can't help myself Can't help me, I just can't help myself Can't help me, I just can't help myself I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself [Verse 2: Lisa] A very great lady, once said it right A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bike There I go again sister know it all No friends at all, 'cause I make them crawl I can help showing off, all that I know The whats can do, well is the wheres I could go I know, it's makes the family very uptight I know, it isn't right, but I do it every night I'm probably don't belong here, I'm certainly were wrong here Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare I see myself being born, Mum and dad are there But it's not Marge and it's not Homer Switched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelve I know, I shouldn't think it, but I just can't help myself [Chorus] Can't help me, I just can't help myself Can't help me, I just can't help myself Can't help me, I just can't help myself Can't help me, I just can't help myself Just can't help myself, I just can't help myself I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself [Verse 3: Homer] Hey, you know, I kinda like this thing It's sort of like music, but you don't have to sing You got none of the work and all of the fun Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack Just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't hurt A cake for dessert will keep my mind alert Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner I wouldn't wanna sleep to a roast beef dinner Roast beef with gravy and potatoes Hot rolls and butter, lettuce and tomatoes I know, I shouldn't eat it, I got to keep my health What's the hey, I can't help me [Chorus] Can't help me, I just can't help myself Can't help me, I just can't help myself Can't help me, I just can't help myself Can't help me, I just can't help myself [Outro] Just can't help myself, I just can't help myself I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself I just can't help myself, I just can't help myself ...