Homer & Apu (Medley)

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Homer & Apu (Medley)

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[LISA, spoken] I think what my father's saying is you're like a member of the family now. [APU, spoken] I feel that way too, you see... (sung) Whether igloo, hut, or lean-to Or a geodesic dome There's no structure I have been to Which I'd rather call my home When I first arrived, you were all such jerks But now I've come to lo-ooove your quirks Maggie with her eyes so bright Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright Lisa can philosophise, Bart's adept at spinning lies Homer's a delightful fella, sorry 'bout the salmonella [HOMER, spoken] Heh heh, that's OK. [APU] Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? Now here's the tricky part Oh, won't you rhyme with me? Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? [MARGE] Their floors are stick-E-Mart [LISA] They made Dad sick-E-Mart [BARY] Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart [HOMER] The Kwik-E-Mart is real... d'oh! [ALL] Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? [APU] Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [ALL] Forget the Kwik-E-Mart Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? [APU] Not me [HOMER, spoken] Everything really wrapped up nicely. Hmm, much quicker than usual. [MARGE, spoken] I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it. [HOMER, spoken] And we all found happiness. Every one of us. Hey, what's that sound? [APU] Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I do [HOMER, spoken] Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!

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Credits

Writers
  • Greg Daniels
  • Alf Clausen