Lyrics

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five Canyonero! Canyonero! Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown! Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero! [Krusty:] Hey hey! The Federal Highway comission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving Canyonero! 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide 65 tons of American Pride! Canyonero! Canyonero! Top of the line in utility sports Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!) She blinds everybody with her super high beams She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine! Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!) Drive Canyonero! Woah Canyonero! Woah!