Lyrics

I'm glad you're still here on Earth For a while I didn't know what to think, darling This is what I look like now Me and the boy of my dreams It's a nice photo, he has a girl But I'm going to bump her off soon Oh, I have a big surprise I'm coming to London, possibly this summer I'd love to spend some time with you I'd love to spend some time with you I hear things are outrageously priced in London Is that true? Anyway, I'm still at school in Minneapolis Studying theatre, oh, what fun it is Everybody seems to be the same here There's no happy medium, no way to go but up Please send me a postcard, I collect them