Rubber Ballz

Lyrics

[Verse 1] In a larval state Drinking a minimum wage I fell in with a girl so vastly superior She wore Mardi Gras beads in her hair [Chorus] And I just can't get her out of my bed Wish I'd gone with her sister instead Love life imploded, my dice were all loaded Can't get her out of my bed [Post-Chorus] I know If she gave a fuck then it would show And she wouldn't have me stabbing other boys Like it's just a bit of sweetness she enjoys [Verse 2] Devil's daughter So much for Simon's "50 Ways..." What can a lonely boy do when all else seems inferior No come-along will pull me away [Chorus] And I just can't get her out of my bed Should've mainlined saltpeter instead My vices have voted, her ass duly noted Can't kick her out of my bed [Bridge] Hold on, maybe this girl is alright Just wants the benefit of a modern love life And I don't know the difference anymore I've turned making bad decisions into some kind of art form Don't mention boundaries on the phone They slide and glide on out the door [Chorus] Can't get her out of my bed Can't get her out of my bed My vices have voted, her ass duly noted Can't get her out of my bed [Outro] Slow down I don't know what I'm hoping for So silently I'm opening the latch I swear she'll be the last one I dispatch