(The Man From the) Marriage Guidance and Advice Bureau

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I've known for quite some time that you would go And you never really loved me and I know But you try and hurt me if you can, this is a problem for the man At the marriage guidance and advice bureau Mister man, help me if you please All I want is happy anniversaries (Marriage guidance and advice bureau) The man next-door has problems of his own (Marriage guidance and advice bureau) His wife has gone and left him all alone (Marriage guidance and advice bureau) And although he begged her please to stay She did not care, she went away And we're going to the bureau today Mister man, help him if you can If your wife can let you, or be a lonely man (Marriage guidance and advice bureau) (Marriage guidance and advice bureau) If your loved one goes away, well, it isn't very nice But the way to make her stay is to take the advice of the man At the marriage, guidance, bureau (Marriage guidance and advice bureau) We went to see the man at the bureau (Marriage guidance and advice bureau) Together, we were feeling pretty low (Marriage guidance and advice bureau) He said "I wish I could help you But you see, my wife has left me too And what to do I really do not know" So we all came out and then we locked the door He said "I'm not coming back here anymore" To the marriage guidance and advice bureau To the marriage guidance and advice bureau To the marriage guidance and advice bureau Oh, oh-oh-oh Oh, oh-oh-oh (Marriage guidance and advice bureau) (Marriage guidance and advice bureau) Bureau (Marriage guidance and advice bureau) (Marriage guidance and advice bureau)...