Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport

Lyrics

[Spoken Intro] There's an old Australian stockman lying, dying He gets himself up onto one elbow and he turns to his mates Who are all gathered around and he says: [Verse 1] Watch me wallabies feed, mate Watch me wallabies feed They're a dangerous breed, mate So watch me wallabies feed All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down [Verse 2] Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl Keep me cockatoo cool Ah, don't go acting the fool, Curl Just keep me cockatoo cool All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down [Verse 3] An' take me koala back, Jack Take me koala back He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac So take me koala back All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down [Verse 4] Let me Abos go loose, Lou Let me Abos go loose They're of no further use, Lou So let me Abos go loose All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down [Verse 5] And mind me platypus duck, Bill Mind me platypus duck Ah, don't let 'im go running amok, Bill Just mind me platypus duck All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down [Verse 6] Play your didgeridoo, Blue Play your didgeridoo Ah, like, keep playin' 'til I shoot through, Blue Play your didgeridoo All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down [Verse 7] Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred Tan me hide when I'm dead So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde And that's it hangin' on the shed All together now! [Chorus] Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down Tie me kangaroo down, sport Tie me kangaroo down