Lyrics

[Verse 1] I don't mean to suggest the girl's not smart Her IQ's as high as it goes, it's off the charts She's got that Judy Jetson sex appeal She'll pull you right up into her magnetic field [Chorus] Miss Alternate Universe She's a hurricane in reverse Albert Einstein meets Patty Hearst Miss Alternate Universe [Verse 2] She'll pull you out of phase with the world you're living in And when you get there, you'll need a tank of oxygen She'll take you apart like a Kokeshi doll And put you back together again entirely wrong [Chorus] Miss Alternate Universe (Universe) All the animals talk to her (Talk to her) From somewhere other than planet Earth Miss Alternate Universe Miss Alternate Universe (Alternate Universe) She's a hurricane in reverse (Hurricane in reverse) Albert Einstein meets Patty Hearst Miss Alternate Universe Miss Alternate Universe (Alternate Universe) All the animals talk to her (Animals talk to her) From somewhere other than planet Earth Miss Alternate Universe [Outro] Universe Universe Universe Universe