Good Old Dad

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Who's the man who made me what I am today? Who's the man who taught me what to do and what to say? Who gave me the things in life that he never had? My good old dad Who makes sure the doors are locked and bolted? tight? Then comes to my room to wag? and kiss me nighty night Who is it who cheers me up when I'm feeling sad? My good old dad Always strong and always brave and always so true Dad I vow when I grow up I'll be just like you Who makes sure I wash my ears and take a bath? Who wants me to walk along the straight and narrow path? Who's the best there is - the greatest friend I ever had? My good old dad Who taught me to say "excuse me" when I sneeze? Who taught me my table manners and the birds and ease? Who taught me to never wear a pink? with a plat? My good old dad Always kind and always humble, always so calm Always true and also always faithful to mom, mom Who taught me that big girls never ever cry? Who told me a gentleman should always wear a tie? Who makes sure I get a job when I'm a college grad? My good old dad He bought me a dog, a kitty cat, and some fish I'm his favorite so he'll grant my tiniest wish, ish Who taught me that virtue wasn't so...? Who taught me to get down on my knees and beg the Lord? Who was it to spank some bottom when I am bad? My good old dad