Lyrics

[Spoken Intro: show promoter] Come inside and see a show, young lad... Great live show... naked and they dance That's a £12.60 pound sterling... 'Til 1 o'clock tonight, sir... a non-stop continuous show Stay as long as you like, there's a bar downstairs... [Verse 1] Good evening, one and all We're all so glad to see you here We'll play your fav'rite songs While you all soak up the atmosphere We'll start with "Ol' Man River," Then maybe "Stormy Weather," too I'm sure you know just what to do! [Refrain] On with the show; good health to you! [Verse 2] Please pour another glass It's time to watch the cabaret Your wife will never know That you're not really working late Your hostess here is Wendy You'll find her very friendly, too And we don't care just what you do [Refrain] On with the show; good health to you! [Interlude] Petina starts her show at 2 o'clock... {*bar crowd chatter*} [Verse 3] Oh, if by chance, you find that You can't make it any more We'll put you in a cab And get you safely to the door Oh, we've got all the answers And we've got lovely dancers, too There's nothing else you have to do! [Refrain] On with the show; good health to you! [Verse 4] You're all such lovely people Dancing, eating 'round the floor But if you have to fight Please take your trouble out the door For now, I say with sorrow... Until this time tomorrow... We'll bid you all a fond adieu [Refrain] On with the show; good health to you... {*bar crowd chatter returns*}