The Death of Suzzy Roche

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I work in the laundromat The one that Suzzy Roche does hers at I hate her guts, I hate her guts She thinks I want her autograph [Verse 2] She's got stinky crusty socks She's got underwear that shocks O what a pig, she's such a pig I'd like to stick a turd in her mailbox [Chorus] Some people really have a lot of nerve Everywhere they go they think they should get served Everybody in the laundromat is equal Suzzy Roche [Verse 3] She hands me a ten-dollar bill Asks so sweetly if I will Give her some change, give her some change I'd like to bang her head against a windowsill [Verse 4] She says the machine is broke The way she loaded that thing is a joke Broken machine, another broken machine Now I'd really like to cut her throat [Chorus] Some people really have a lot of nerve Everywhere they go they think they should get served Everybody in the laundromat is equal Suzzy Roche [Verse 5] She decides that she's got to get out of there Other people waiting but she don't care Cycle is through, her cycle is through I took out her clothes and threw them everywhere [Verse 6] Boy was she mad when she came back I said listen honey don't give me no flack Pick up your clothes, pick up your clothes And when she did I stuck a knife right through her back [Chorus] Some people really have a lot of nerve Everywhere they go they think they should get served Everybody in the laundromat is equal Suzzy Roche