No Shoes

Lyrics

[Intro] One, two, three, four [Verse 1] I had no shoes and I complained Until I met a man who had no feet That's really beat I had no feet and I complained Until I met a man who had no knees That was his disease I had no knees and I complained Until I met a man and you know what? He had no butt I had no butt and I complained About it all And then I met a man who had no balls I had no balls and I complained Until I met a man who had no guts No balls, no butt, and now no guts I had no guts and I complained Until I met a man who had no heart The most important part I had no heart and I complained I did not understand And then I met a man who had no hands I had no hands and I complained Until I met a man who was a wreck He had no neck I had no neck and I complained Until I met a man who had no chin Some folks loose, some folks win Oh [Verse 2] I had no chin and I complained Until I met a man who had no nose That really blows I had no nose and I complained Until I met a man who never cries He had no eyes I had no eyes and I complained Until I met a man who felt no pain He had no brain I had no brain and I complained Until I met a man who had no head As good as dead I had no head and I complained Until I met a man who had no hair There was nothin' there I had no hair and I complained Until I met a man who had no hat Picture that, not even a hat Oh [Verse 3] I had no hat (Had not hat?) and I complained (No hat) Until I met a man who had no sky (No sky) No reason why I had no sky (Why?) and I complained Until I met a man who had no stars He had no stars? No Venus or Mars No Venus or Mars? And not any stars I had no stars and I complained Until I met a man who had no God That's rather odd I had no God and I complained Until I met a man who had no faith Nothin' just in case I had no faith and I complained Until I met a man who had no love Nothin' to dream of I had no love and I complained Until I met a man who had no hope At the end of his rope I had no hope and I complained Until I met a man who had no luck That really sucks I had no luck and I complained That I had nothin' left to loose And then I met a man who had no shoes Oh