Lyrics

Inspector on the bus might not be a bad job Unless you crave authority and act like you're God Call the pigs for back up and support Short 50p now I'm standing up in court 20p short but I gotta take a piss Jump the turn-style hope I don't miss Hitler wanna-be working class Call the cops you fucking grass Does the punishment fit the crime- a few pence short ain't outta line Let us off just one last time - stop acting like a Tinpot Hitler Try to bunk the tube on the way too the gig Ticket man standing there acting real big Turn a blind eye and act your fuckin age It's not like it comes out of your wagе Paid and displayed but the times еxpired C'mon let me off y'know you won't get fired Obedient little robot to all their laws To get a little power in your greedy claws