Wanda the Worm Woman

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[Tex] Sneering at a leering lady As she stares and squirms At Wanda with her saintly smile And living wig of worms I like to watch their faces fall As we disgust and shame them Seeking suckers is my game-- No longer lion taming Like a pink and pregnant pumpkin Perched upon her neck Wanda Wadkins' head was hurting It was bitten by insects I watched the awkward way she waddled Walking to the pail She always used to wash her worms And clean beneath her nails I love the soul I see inside her But I just can't love her Folding fat that rolls around Like bowling balls in butter?! [Chorus] Wanda Wanda Wanda Wanda [Wanda] Watch me, watch me, watch me, won't you Watch me for a while? Watch me pick my worms up And put 'em in a pile Watch me sit upon 'em With my Mona Lisa smile Watch me, watch me... Watch me, watch me... Watch me, won't you? Watch me, won't you? Won't you? Won't you? Won't you? Watch me, watch me... Watch me, watch me... Watch me, watch me... [Tex] Why, Wanda why Do I always watch you cry?