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[Mark] I was once just like you Happy, sad, and confused In the shade underneath An oak tree, I was free Where I dreamed of the man I would be when I can I would run in the sun Not afraid of anyone Open and easily I would breed like a weed Looking back, I see my life Was simple, free, loose, and light [Newscaster] In other news, Doctor Anastasia Dark, the notorious suicide facilitator, has mysteriously disappeared. Scheduled for an appearance in the Couft of Appeals, likely leading to an arraignment and new trial, the so-called Suicide Czar was a no-show. A warrent for his arrest has been issued. Here is an excerpt from an interview we did with the controversial Doctor Dark several months ago: [Doctor Dark] ...The life of every human is defined by two major events: their birth, and their death. While we obviously have no choice over the conditions of our origin, after a life constructed from decisions both positive and negative, colliding with such an indifferent and often haphazard fate, should our deaths be equally serendipitous? I say no! Our lives should end by choice, especially if the circumstances are dire and painful. Should the whims of a capricious culture be allowed to dictate the terms of such a monumental moment? Again, I say: No! Let us examine what might happen if these circumstances come to pass...