Creepy Mustache

Lyrics

Oh My God Look at that mustache And it's so creepy I've got a creepy-whoa I've got a creepy mustache I've got a creepy-whoa I've got a creepy mustache I've got a creepy-whoa I've got a creepy mustache I've got a little something beneath my nose I know it looks sketchy, but that's how it grows I wish it went down-down to my nose But I don't mind Don't hate- I don't know An illusion that I couldn't have seen But a 'stach that boasting a glossy sheen Though I look super keen But I look like John Waters when he was 13 The witches think it's creepy It makes me kinda weepy That a wizard can't rock what he's got Without everyone else thinkin' he's super skeevey So give me some chocolatе Give me some frеakin' chocolate It'll make me feel better I've got a little 'cuz I've got a creepy-whoa I've got a creepy mustache I've got a creepy-whoa I've got a creepy mustache I've got a creepy-whoa I've got a creepy mustache I wish I could look like All those wizards with their heads down Why? My heart's so swollen With the mustache pride Like Dumbledore callin' up Lookin at this curly q Hulk Hogan rockin' the Fu-Manchu I could grow a goatee like Joseph Stalin Or shave it down the middle like J. G. Palen I could walk down the street All the witches go "Yeah!" I just gotta grow more facial hair It's just not fair Once a month, it grows everywhere People stare 'Cuz I'm a werewolf And then it goes away Every little bit Except for a little strip Hanging on my upper lip I'm kinda sick of it I should buy a shaving kit So all the whispers would stop about My whiskers I'm proclaiming I would walk a thousand miles So everybody wouldn't think I'm a pedophile I've got a creepy-whoa I've got a creepy mustache I've got a creepy-whoa I've got a creepy mustache I've got a creepy-whoa I've got a creepy mustache