Shirley Needs A Dildo

Lyrics

She's always sour, obnoxious, and rude She always treats me with opprobrium, too Never stops the bitching, and it ruins my day I wish she'd take her attitude and go dissipate It's quite plain for all to see That I'm not her cup of tea Everything has always gotta be her way Well, this is all I wanna say Shirley needs, Shirley needs Shirley needs a big fat dildo Shirley needs, Shirley needs Shirley needs a big fat dildo Shirley needs, Shirley needs Shirley needs a big fat dildo Stuffed right up her ass Stuffed right up her ass Shirley (Oh, oh, Shirley) Oh, oh, Shirley (Oh, oh, Shirley) Oh, oh, Shirley (Oh, oh, Shirley) Oh, oh, Shirley (Oh, oh, Shirley) She thinks all the guys are always checking her out But I don't really see what she's talking about Every morning when she wakes up around 7 o'clock The girl must be crawling out from under a rock It's quite plain for all to see That I'm not her cup of tea Everything has always gotta be her way Well, this is all I wanna Shirley needs, Shirley needs Shirley needs a big fat dildo Shirley needs, Shirley needs Shirley needs a big fat dildo Shirley needs, Shirley needs Shirley needs a big fat dildo Stuffed right up her ass Stuffed right up her ass Shirley Oh, oh, Shirley...