Murder in the Brady House

Lyrics

Bobby Brady's doing crack Marcia's on the pill Mike's in bed with Alice And Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop Greg is trying on garter belts B-Face spent two nights in jail Murder in the Brady house 'Cause Jan Brady couldn't stand it Murder in the Brady house Things were just too great Murder in the Brady house Someone had to break Cindy called Jan a stinker For playing ball inside the house She tattletaled While B-Face kissed the postman on the mouth Blood is on the TV screen And guts are on thе stairs Murder in the Brady house And no onе even cares Murder in the Brady house Things were just too great Murder in the Brady house Someone had to break [Guitar solo] Bobby Brady's doing crack Marcia's on the pill Mike's in bed with Hubie And Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop Greg is trying on garter belts Ben Weasel spent two nights in jail Murder in the Brady house 'Cause Jan Brady couldn't stand it Murder in the Brady house Things were just too great Murder in the Brady house Someone had to break (Murder, murder, murder) Someone had to break (Murder, murder, murder) Someone had to break (Murder, murder, murder) Someone had to break Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder