Motherfucker

Lyrics

I went to your house real late last night You were tucked in the bed, you little sprite Your dad passed out in front of the TV I swear to God, dude, she came on to me She asked me if I minded going down Motherfucker Pulled her robe off, then we went to town Motherfucker Asked me if I'd like to spank her ass Motherfucker Asked me if I'd help you with your math Motherfucker Good God, no! She keeps a box of rubbers on the shelf You were tucked in bed, you little elf She told me that your dad can't get it up That ashtray that you made her really sucked She asked me if I minded going down Motherfucker Pulled her robe off, then we went to town Motherfucker Sent her pictures in to Beaver Hunt Motherfucker You were tucked in bed, you little runt Motherfucker [Guitar solo] Ow! I don't care! I went to your house real late last night You were tucked in bed, you little sprite She told me that your dad can't get it up That ashtray that you made her fuckin' sucked She asked me if I minded going down Motherfucker Pulled her panties off, we went to town Motherfucker Said that guy's not even your real dad Motherfucker Asked me if I'd like to fuck your aunt Motherfucker, motherfucker Motherfucker, motherfucker Motherfucker, motherfucker Motherfucker, motherfucker Motherfucker, motherfucker Motherfucker, motherfucker Motherfucker, motherfucker Motherfucker, motherfucker Motherfucker, motherfucker