Idiot Savant

Lyrics

You know he read a couple books And now he shoots me dirty looks As if he thinks he's better than me A condescending attitude Well, I hate to tell you, dude Can't buy a vowel on your SATs Some cruel prick told him he's on the ball Don't hold your breath waiting for Mensa to call He's an idiot savant, first-class moron He's an idiot savant, jackass indeed He's an idiot savant, one minute pushing a mop The next studying geometry He really made his parents proud A regular magna cum laude Valedictorian of the urinal set Is he a genius? Listen, bud The man splits atoms with his butt Don't need his fingers to count to ten He's a Renaissance man of the world, he's doing well He's close to learning how to tie his shoelaces without help He's an idiot savant, he's a cloth-eared flop He's an idiot savant, an imbecile indeed He's an idiot savant, an Ivy League retard Making his way to a PhD [Keyboard lead] He's way too smart to be fooled By the likes of me or you He knows what's going on in the world He thinks that chili con carne is a Mexican farmer And RuPaul is just a really tall girl He'll show you who's really the better man As he asks you if you'd like some fries with that He's an idiot savant in a thirty-point font He's an idiot savant, a walking dictionary He's an idiot savant, ask him what he wants Just to go down on history He's an idiot savant, first-class moron He's an idiot savant, jackass indeed He's an idiot savant, one minute pushing a mop The next studying geometry