Hi Mom- It’s Me!!! [live, Jam Room, 1994]

Lyrics

[Spoken] JOE: Whoo! B-FACE: Uh, hello? JOE: Uh, hi Mom, it's me ALSO JOE: Ahhhhhhh! I know you think I'm just a useless, stupid punk Because every night, I come home drunk Hi Mom, it's me, that fuckin' little shit The ugly little monkey that used to suck your tit I know you think my band's just a waste of time Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine Hi Mom, it's me, that fuckin' little shit The ugly little monkey that used to suck your tit You got five bucks I can borrow?