Feeling Groovy

Lyrics

I'm feeling so sick, someone give me a beer My life is a shambles, you know I'm a Queer My head it really pounds and pounds Records just go 'round and 'round Mom and Dad, they just hate my guts The only girls I know are sluts Say I'm deeply troubled Oh, I shake my head, it just ain't so Daddy beat me with a hose Got kicked out of the Webelos Feeling so groovy I'm feeling so groovy I'm feeling so groovy It sucks Phone's disconnected, hey, I'll never learn Just eleven more months 'til my income tax return I'm really not that dumb, you know Got lots of beer and Tuinal Ran over Rin Tin Tin today His Alpo's mine now, hey, it's great Say I'm deeply troubled Oh, I shake my head, it just ain't so Daddy beat me with a hose Got kicked out of the Webelos Feeling so groovy I'm feeling so groovy I'm feeling so groovy It sucks Well, I was walking down the street with my head held high Thinking everything was all right When a big fat bird came and shit on my head Man, that's the story of my life Feeling so sick, someone give me a beer My life is a shambles, you know I'm Joe Queer I'm not really that dumb, you know Got lots of beer and Tuinal Ran over Rin Tin TIn today His Alpo's mine now, hey, it's great Say I'm deeply troubled Oh, I shake my head, it just ain't so I've gone completely outta hand I want Dan Vapid in my band Feeling so groovy I'm feeling so groovy I'm feeling so groovy It sucks Oh yeah Feeling so groovy It sucks Oh yeah...