Cut It Dude

Lyrics

All the guys, they look oh so stupid And I wanna know why All the girls, they get so impressed That it makes me wanna die All that long hair makes me whine It's '95 not '69 I don't think it's very nice Guys looking like Jesus Christ A-whoa-oh A-whoa-oh Big, fat, ugly jocks with hairdos Look like fucking clowns And everyone knows They're just the biggest jerks around I'm asking you on bending knees Change that hairdo, won't you please? Lose that ponytail, you'll see That you'd be so cool like me A-whoa-oh Won't you, won't you cut it, dude? Won't you, won't you cut it, dude? Won't you, won't you cut it, dude? Then you'd be so cool like me All the guys, they look oh so stupid And I wanna know why All the girls, they get so impressed That it makes me wanna die I'm asking you on bending knees Change that hairdo, won't you please? Lose that ponytail, you'll see That you'd be so cool like me A-whoa-oh Won't you, won't you cut it, dude? Won't you, won't you cut it, dude? Won't you, won't you cut it, dude? Then you'd be so cool like me A-whoa-oh Won't you, won't you cut it, dude?...