Ben Weasel

Lyrics

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8! He rants and raves, he screams and shouts, he always flips his lid But deep down inside, he loves you kids I know that you think he's just a goon But he makes little Vapid clean his room He don't like Nirvana, I know he don't like Prong And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song Ben Weasel, he's an asshole Ben Weasel, he's a jerk Ben Weasel, you just hate him 'cause he don't have to work Ben Weasel, he's an asshole Ben Weasel, he's a jerk Ben Weasel He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool He's Ben Weasel, what can you do? Ben Weasel, he's so cool 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8! He drinks mud, he smokes his butts, he's glued to his TV But when I drink a brew, he frowns on me He paces in his living room and festers every night But we know that his bark's worse than his bite He don't like Nirvana, I know he don't like Prong And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song Ben Weasel, he's an asshole Ben Weasel, he's a jerk Ben Weasel, you just hate him 'cause he don't have to work Ben Weasel, he's an asshole Ben Weasel, he's a jerk Ben Weasel He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool He's Ben Weasel, what can you do? Ben Weasel, he's so cool