Back Porch (live)

Lyrics

[Spoken] (Thank you) Yeah! (Drum solo!) Drum solo! Mr. Phil Rott, thank you Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Phil Rott Alright, here's a song that we actually know And uh, we actually made it up So, I hope you actually enjoy it And it goes actually like this [Verse 1] Happy with no teeth I'm happy here in hibernation Slurpin' on a peach I'm starin' at the situation There's a kitty at my foot He's meowin' out this conversation Rockin' back 'n' forth 'Cause that's my only destination [Chorus] I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch, and that [Post-Chorus] Sing it, yeah! [Verse 2] Got a two-string on my lappy It's total subsonic vacation There's a chicken on the drums He's poundin' out this perfect prescription There's twenty little worms All plug into amplification Fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug-eyed monkeys All arrivin' at the station [Chorus] I'm an old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch, and that [Post-Chorus] Yeah, woo-hoo! Oh, oh Alright, woo-hoo! [Bridge] I'm old, I'm an old man I took all my money And I bought myself a little shacky-condominium Outside of Syndey, Australia 'Cause I decided to retire here in Australia 'Cause it's so gosh-damn beatuiful I love it so tenderly, so much, it's just like home Oh, so out now from underneath the trees Come a bunch of little chickies And the buggies and the monkeys With the one-string, no-string string, two-string guitars Say, "Hey Chris wanna jam?" Sure, why not! [Chorus] Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch, and that old man is me, me! Old man on the back porch, old man on the back porch Old man on the back porch, and that [Outro] Ooh, oo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!