Roxann’es Real Fat (Vocal)

Lyrics

[Intro] Kool-Aid and hot fries Kool-Aid and hot fries [Verse 1] I was walkin' home from school one Monday afternoon My stomach started growlin' so I had to assume I'm hungry, I know it, be cool, hang tight So I ran to the burger stand to grab a quick bite And when I got there, you wouldn't believe This big collard green eatin' thing starin' at me She had a large tummy, she looked just like your mummy And one thing's for sure, this girl was really was hungry She, the Rox, that big fat ox Picked something off the ground and put in her mouth I said "Oh, did y'all see that?" You couldn't help see it 'cause she's so damn fat! [Hook] Roxanne's real fat (Did you see that?) Roxanne's real fat (As a matter of fact) [Verse 2] She atе your sister's cherry, your brother's strawbеrries And now she's looking funny staring at your new canary You better run home before your house is gone Roxanne's on your street, here, take my gun Don't let her think it's candy, it may not come in handy In one bite she'll eat it up and you too baby Harry [Hook] Roxanne's real fat (Did you see that?) Roxanne's real fat (What?) Roxanne's real fat (Did you...ha ha) Roxanne's real fat [Verse 3] Now I was hanging out, waiting for my friends I leaned against this wall and it started sinking in I pulled myself out before I suffocated I looked up and saw it was the lady devastator The R-O-X-A-N-N-E That was close, phew, boy, she almost ate me! I said "Yo, Rox, duck butt, what's up?" She said "I can't find no love" I said don't you worry my oversized friend I'm the man you wanna see, the one with the plan I know somebody that's right for you I'll bet Kentucky Fried Chicken, even country boy too Said here's the address and don't you spare One minute more, go and get yourself there! [Hook] Roxanne's real fat (Ooh, you see that?) Roxanne's real fat (Ha ha ha ha ho ha!) Roxanne's real fat (Ppttt, ha ha ha) Roxanne's real fat (ha ha) [Verse 4] Now I thought I did a favor, I thought I was cupid But apparently I did something stupid I thought it was good the way I understood But I think I endangered my own neighborhood So if your house start to move and ground start to shake Don't start to panic, it's not an earthquake, it's [Hook] Roxanne and Luther Roxanne and Luther Roxanne and Luther Roxanne and Luther Bust that! Bust that!