Lyrics

[Verse 1] Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan "Will ye go to the Waxies' Dargle?" Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan "I haven't got a farthing I went up to Monto town To see Uncle McArdle But he wouldn't give me a half a crown For to go to the Waxies' Dargle" [Chorus] What will ya have? I'll have a pint! I'll have a pint with you, sir! And if one of ya' doesn't order soon We'll be chucked out of the boozer [Verse 2] Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan "Will ye go to the Galway races?" Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan "I'll hawk me aul' man's braces I went up to Capel Street To the Jewish moneylenders But he wouldn't give me a couple of bob For the aul' man's red suspenders" [Chorus] What will ya have? I'll have a pint! I'll have a pint with you, sir! And if one of ya' doesn't order soon We'll be chucked out of the boozer [Verse 3] Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan "We got no beef or mutton If we went up to Monto town We might get a drink for nothin'" Here's a nice piece of advice I got from an aul' fishmonger "When food is scarce and you see the hearse You'll know you have died of hunger" [Chorus] What will ya have? I'll have a pint! I'll have a pint with you, sir! And if one of ya' doesn't order soon We'll be chucked out of the boozer [Chorus] What will ya have? I'll have a pint! I'll have a pint with you, sir! And if one of ya' doesn't order soon We'll be chucked out of the boozer!