Lyrics

Valerie Felony needs a chauffeur and a fake ID And her charming art is larceny And nothing is fun Because when all your friends are easy breezy Down on their knees Love's just a business You're so eager to please So don't be a baby, baby Don't be a tease - And if you stay over When I wake, you'd better be gone Oh, Cindy Facsimile She's a carbon-copied honeybee And her eyes are wild as PCP And she's got a gun And she takes picture in the mirror As she's been told to do Jet-black mascara as she's staring through you She's even given herself a nickname, too But it won't catch on, because it's dumb And doesn't make sense And I-I-I-I-I know I'm settling for you And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do But when we're in this deep Oh, we know that this much is true 'Cause we're all up and we're still spun A twelve-pack and the damage done All in all, it's not enough - She drinks cocktails when she wakes up And her breath smells just like cough syrup All throughout the day But Casey Cliche stays away from strays She likes her dirtbags clean She likes the right rock n roll But don't know what it means In all her glory stories Nothing's quite as it seams But even if it's bullshit From those red lips I'll trust every word And I-I-I-I-I know I'm settling for you And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do But when we're in this deep Oh, we know that this much is true 'Cause we're all up and we're still spun A twelve-pack and the damage done (I think it's contagious!) And I-I-I-I-I know I'm settling for you And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do But when we're in this deep Oh, we know that this much is true 'Cause we're all up and we're still spun A twelve-pack and the damage done And I-I-I-I-I know I'm settling for you And I know tomorrow I'll regret the things I do But when we're in this deep Oh, we know that this much is true 'Cause we're all up and we're still spun A twelve-pack and the damage done