Spattergroit

Lyrics

You wake up one morning, and there on your face Are angry red spots that you just can't erase Well, you scratch and you pick, hoping they'll disappear But still they remain, just to fill you with fear And pustules of purple appear on your skin And then you must know how much trouble you're in It's quite contagious and spreads 'round quite fast So the friends you had are now part of the past So, a pimple's annoying and acne's a pain But, if you catch this, your whole life's down the drain 'Cause spattergroit (whoa oh) Isn't much fun There's still more to come, and there's still more to tеll Because the disеase is only half of the hell 'Cause spattergroit (whoa oh) Isn't much fun To be rid of this curse is no easy deal The one cure there is will sure make you reel Where potions and spells work for the pox The spattergroit cold is quite hard to outfox I hope you like liver and like being nude For the treatment of this is disgusting and crude The disease may be fatal, so please start to act Our only wish here is to keep you intact So, the cure may be funny, and the name may appeal But you won't be laughing when standing in eels 'Cause spattergroit (whoa oh) Isn't much fun As you laugh at it now, I wish you the best But please heed this warning, as you don't want a test 'Cause spattergroit (whoa oh) Isn't much fun 'Cause spattergroit (whoa oh) Isn't much fun