Quidditch is My Favorite Sport

Lyrics

I don't care about baseball And soccer makes me snore I find golf to be dreary And football is a bore I'd rather go do girl things 'Cause I think sports are lame But I never ever miss A Quidditch game But what the heck is a Quaffle? And where on earth's the Snitch? And why does this all have to take place On the freezing pitch? Don't ask me what the score is 'Cause I just do not know These things are minor details And it's just now why I go I don't care if it's raining I don't mind if it's cold Because boys in Quidditch outfits Are a sight just to bеhold I know that it's rude to stare But I just have no shamе So I never ever miss A Quidditch game But what the heck is a Quaffle? And where on earth's the Snitch? And why does this all have to take place On the freezing pitch? Don't ask me what the score is 'Cause I just do not know These things are minor details And it's just not why I go But what the heck is a Quaffle? And where on earth's the Snitch? And why does this all have to take place On the freezing pitch? Don't ask me what the score is 'Cause I just do not know These things are minor details And it's just not why I go (One more time!) But what the heck is a Quaffle? And where on earth's the Snitch? And why does this all have to take place On a freezing pitch? Don't ask me what the score is 'Cause I just do not know These things are minor details And it's just not why I go