Prerequisites

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In Gryffindor, they drill you on your courage and your might Before they let you in, they want to know if you can fight And Ravenclaw will quiz you to make sure you've got the smarts If you aren't brainy, they will kick you out before you start And Hufflepuff won't mind if you are just an average Joe They'll pretty much take anyone with two eyes and a nose Slytherin is not that simple; we want something more If you don't have this simple skill, we'll show you to the door Sure, wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit But making fun of Weasleys is our real prerequisite Oh, Weasley, it's so easy It's pleasing, teasing the Weasleys Oh, Weasley, it's so easy It's pleasing, teasing the Weasleys You have red hair And freckles all over your face Don't you care That your family is a disgrace? Slytherin is not that simple; we want something more If you don't have this simple skill, we'll show you to the door Sure, wit and cunning are some traits that will help out a bit But making fun of Weasleys is our real prerequisite Oh, Weasley, it's so easy It's pleasing, teasing the Weasleys Oh, Weasley, it's so easy It's pleasing, teasing the Weasleys You have red hair And freckles all over your face Don't you care That your family a big disgrace? Oh, Weasley, it's so easy It's pleasing, teasing the Weasleys Oh, Weasley, it's so easy It's pleasing, teasing the Weasleys