Please Harry

Lyrics

[Kristina:] Being a Parselmouth, you do it all wrong This is a gift, but we made it an art form Harry, you're like us, but you could use some work Please let us help you so you won't be a nerd [Harry:] Girls, just stop right now [Kristina:] No, you listen to us [Harry:] I don't want to do this [Kristina:] Oh, stop making a fuss [Harry:] You're being annoying [Kristina:] But we've got this all planned [Harry:] I'm walking away now [Kristina:] Girls like boys in bands [spoken:] [Harry:] Do they? Really? [Kristina:] Of course they do. Trust me [The Parselmouths, sung:] Oh, Harry, you're a Parselmouth too You're one of us, mate, there's not much you can do You can ignore it, you can just walk away I know you've had your fair share of fame But if you join our band, you can help us expand We can tour from Antarctica to Japan So, think about it, Harry Don't you want to jam? [Harry:] I see what you're saying, but this is a big step You're in a girl band, and that could hurt my rep What we have in common just does not go too far I'm a little concerned you just want me for my scar [Kristina:] What if we paid you? [Harry:] I don't need your money [Kristina:] What if we poison Hedwig? [Harry:] I don't think that's funny [Kristina:] The clock is ticking [Harry:] Well, you've not convinced me [Kristina:] Just give me an answer [Harry:] You'll just have to see [The Parselmouths:] Oh, Harry, you're a Parselmouth too You're one of us, there's not much you can do You can ignore it, you can just walk away I know you've had your fair share of fame But if you join our band, you can help us expand And we can tour from Antarctica to Japan So, think about it, Harry Don't you want to jam? [Harry:] I don't think this is a good idea I'm too young for a music career I don't want more of this stress So my answer to you is … No [The Parselmouths:] Oh, Harry, you're a Parselmouth too You're one of us, mate, there's not much you can do You may ignore it, you may just walk away You may have had your fair share of fame You may hate our band, but we don't need you, man We can tour on our own all the way to Sudan You really blew it, Harry You really blew it, Harry [spoken:] Have fun finding a girlfriend now