Life’s Unfair

Lyrics

[spoken:] I like to daydream in Potions It's such a boring class Oh, I dream about this one boy Well, he's an older man [sung:] Why couldn't I have been born fifty years ago When I could have dated Tom Marvolo? I'm so jealous of that Ginny Weasley Oh, how I wish that he would possess me He's so good at the Imperius Curse Sends his enemies dead into a hearse I wish I could run my fingers through his hair But my life is really, really unfair Why couldn't I have been born fifty years ago When I could have dated Tom Marvolo? [spoken:] And then I woke up