Dog Train

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Along about midnight when it's dark, dark dark There's a long, low whistle and a far away bark And then a high, high whistle only hounds can hear To let 'em know the train The Dog Train is near [Chorus] Dog Train! Riding all night long On that Dog Train! They'll be riding till dawn You'll never ever see it as it rockets past The train goes nowhere But it goes there fast Dog Train [Verse 2] Now the dogs never know when they'll be going at all They've gotta lie around home And wait for the call But it has to be warm so the doggies can ride With their ears in the breeze and their noses outside Their cold, wet, happy, quiv'ring noses outside (They run away to get aboard the–) [Chorus] Dog Train! Riding all night long On that Dog Train! They'll be riding till dawn You'll never ever see it as it rockets past The train goes nowhere But it goes there fast Dog Train [Verse 3] There are 7,000 dogs in eighty-eight cars A sliver of moon and millions of stars And every single dog has only one need: To ride this train at a dazzling speed Dog Train DOG TRAAAIN! Dog Train [Verse 4] Kittycats are not allowed No, kittycats are not allowed No, kittycats don't want to ride the Dog Train Kittycats are not allowed No, kittycats are not allowed No, kittycats won't go, 'cause it's a Dog Train (A cat would be a catastrophe A cat would be a catastrophe) [Verse 5] Now what've we got? Now what've we got? Now what've we got? Well, we've got: Big dogs and little dogs and right-smack-in-the-middle dogs Fat dogs and skinny dogs and quite absurdly mini-dogs City dogs and pretty dogs from way out of town Dogs in every shade of black, white, and brown Lumbering dogs and doggies that spring And one small fluffy pink poodle-y thing Old dogs and new dogs and fine dogs and true dogs and sleek dogs and shaggy dogs and DOGS, DOGS, DOGS, DOGS! [Chorus] Dog Train! Riding all night long On that Dog Train! They'll be riding till dawn You'll never ever see it as it rockets past The train goes nowhere But it goes there fast So fast, Dog Train Dog Traaaain! [Bridge] What do you want to know about it? What do you want to know about it? What do you want to know about the Dog Train? What do you want to know about it? What do you want to know about it? What do you want to know about the Dog Train? It has to be warm So the doggies can ride With their ears in the breeze And their noses outside Oooooooooooo... [Verse 6] Now if you notice that your dog is just lazing around With its head on its paws And its tail on the ground Well, by now you realize there's a simple explanation Chances are your dog has been ALL OVER CREATION On the– [Chorus] Dog Train! Riding all night long On that Dog Train! They'll be riding till dawn When the whistle blows They all howl along– It's their very own version of the Dog Train song I wish I could travel with them On that Dog Train! Riding all night long On that Dog Train! They'll be riding till dawn You'll never ever see it as it rockets past The train goes nowhere But it goes there fast Dog Train The train goes nowhere But it goes there fast Dog Train Dog Train Dog Train [Outro] Think about it, Rover Choo-choo it over Dog Train I wish I could travel with them On that Dog Train (Dog Train riding all night long) They run away to get aboard the Dog Train Run away to get aboard the Dog Train (Riding all night long) Wish I could travel with them, (Riding all night long) Wish I could travel with them Wish I could travel with them on the Dog Train Dog Train Doooooooog Train Hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, (Train goes nowhere but it goes there fast, Dog Train) hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog, (Dog Train) hot diggitty dog, hot diggitty dog...