Lyrics

Sitting at a red light Down around Sunset Girl pulled up beside me In a candy-apple red Corvette She pulled down her shades, gave me a wink Gave her a little smile back Then she laughed as she hit the gas I remembered where I was at 'Cause it's hard to be cool when you're behind the wheel Of an eight-passenger automobile In a big bubble, cruisin' down the street With-a Barney blarin' and a baby seat Hey, it can be done, but I'm tellin' you man It's hard to be cool in a minivan I used to have a souped-up hotrod Man I spared no costs Two-eighty four, four-on-the-floor Headers and dual-exhaust About the time the family came Well that's the first thing that went The preacher said, "For better or worse..." Now I know just what he meant 'Cause it's hard to be cool when you're behind the wheel Of an eight-passenger automobile In a big bubble, cruisin' down the street With-a Barney blarin' and a baby seat Hey, it can be done, but I'm tellin' you man It's hard to be cool in a minivan Now, I wouldn't change my life a bit I'm a lucky man I know Just wish my wife and kids could fit In a '67 GTO. Ho-ho-ho 'Cause it's hard to be cool when you're behind the wheel Of an eight-passenger automobile In a big bubble, cruisin' down the street With-a Barney blarin' and a baby seat Hey, it can be done, but I'm tellin' you man It's hard to be cool in a minivan Come on boys, can I hear an "Amen"? It's hard to be cool in a minivan I'm tryin' to be cool You kids keep it down back there Don't make me pull this thing over I mean it Honey, I am not lost. I am NOT lost I promise you, I know where I'm goin'